I was able to reach Obama on his Blackberry today. Here’s what transpired:
Me: Mr. Barack sir, my keywords are no longer worth what I’m paying.
Barack: I inherited this mess you know.
Me: I know, and I inherited this campaign.
Barack: Hmmm. Are your ads cynical, or are they hopeful?
Me: My keywords are hopeful, but the ad copy is cynical.
Barack: This is the problem with America, too much cynicism. Are your ads about guns and religion?
Me: No. Google doesn’t allow gun ads. Religion? Is that a good niche?
Barack: You’re a cynical man. Move to Hawaii, the sun will do you some good.
Me: Good idea. Thanks. Now about my mortgage…
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nice…thanks for the chuckle
Very funny. Everyone in my office had a good laugh!