Search Marketing Bailout

I was able to reach Obama on his Blackberry today. Here’s what transpired:

Me: Mr. Barack sir, my keywords are no longer worth what I’m paying.

Barack: I inherited this mess you know.

Me: I know, and I inherited this campaign.

Barack: Hmmm. Are your ads cynical, or are they hopeful?

Me: My keywords are hopeful, but the ad copy is cynical.

Barack: This is the problem with America, too much cynicism. Are your ads about guns and religion?

Me: No. Google doesn’t allow gun ads. Religion? Is that a good niche?

Barack: You’re a cynical man. Move to Hawaii, the sun will do you some good.

Me: Good idea. Thanks. Now about my mortgage…

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2 Responses to “Search Marketing Bailout”

1. Chris Dohman says:

   February 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm

   nice…thanks for the chuckle
2. AdWordsPro Sarah says:

   February 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm

   Very funny. Everyone in my office had a good laugh!